If I said you look
Like Audrey Hepburn
And I like George Peppard
Would my advances you spurn
Would it now be my turn
To swing on your dance card

Did you suppose
When the band members rose
When I started to sing
When I proposed
With a Cracker Jack ring…

Will I play sophisticated
    Will I play at all
       Will I have him domesticated
              Will I take his call

If you Hepburn and I Peppard
Would you cling
To the Cracker Jack ring
Would we kiss like the last scene
On the silver screen